We’ve all heard (and probably even used) the expression ‘Great minds think alike’, but how much truth is there in that statement? Is it just a playful expression with nothing more to it than that?
But what if it IS true? What does that mean for people with ‘dirty minds’? Do they think alike too? We here at IAFD wanted to know, so we set out to do some research and try to find out for ourselves. Who better to enlist in this undertaking than some of the dirtiest, filthiest minds we could think of – pornstars, of course!
To do this, we needed to establish a baseline for evaluating our analysis. For this baseline, we turned to the fans and their inquiring, perverted minds for a select few questions that virtually all pornstars are commonly asked by the average fan.
Basically, we went straight to the stars themselves and asked them all the same questions virtually every fan always wanted to ask, to see if there were any common themes in how pornstars think.
AJ Applegate: “I love making out! I’m a make out whore lol. If your a good kisser you will make my pussy instantly wet and I will become uncontrollably horny :)”
Charlotte Sartre: “Above all else, I love feeling the other person getting horny. Their heart beats faster, they start breathing heavier, they get hard/wet and it makes me want them even more.”
Aria Alexander: “I love seeing men stroke their cocks. Either masturbating or washing it in the shower, pretty much any reason a man would have to jack himself off I LOVE. Even more simple stuff does it sometimes, like when my husband readjusts himself through his pants or whips it out to pee. Hehe :)”
Sasha Heart: “After being in the industry as long as I have and getting older and now knowing what I know about sex, what actually gets me horny the most is the tease of it all.
The lead up to the act itself. The waiting and wanting of the person. Even more so if I’ve never had them before. Texting and calling, sending naughty photos. Going back and forth together with the desire to have them is almost more fun than actually the act itself. Sometimes when you get to know that said person, they aren’t everything you thought they might be and the sex sorta sucks, so the flirting was the hottest part. So that has become the best moments: the lead up; the fore play; the tease of everything.”
Moe ‘The Monster’ Johnson: “There’s two answers for that question: personally & professionally. Personally, it’s intimate foreplay. Professionally, definitely women who express vocally how and what my Johnson makes her feel. Chemistry is everything.”
Alison Rey: “Dirty talk is my weakness. If a guy whispers to me the horribly dirty things he’s going to do once he’s inside me, I go nuts and I get SOAKED. There’s no better way to get my pussy ready.”
Gia Paige: “Everything… life, the world. I think I’m always horny because I can’t really think of a time when I wouldn’t have sex. Even when I was in the hospital I managed to have sex.”
Desiree Lopez: “Hot women. College girls. Any and every Dominatrix. A six pack with a penis. Tattoos. Deepthroating. Gagging. Rope. Polish men and women. Tacos. Sushi.”
Ryan Riesling: “This is weird, but I love watching people concentrate on something. It’s a huge turn-on for me. During the action, kissing my neck is the best way to get me going. Taking charge of the situation is also very sexy.”
There are girls with a great sense of humor, and then there’s Missy Martinez, who would give Kristen Wiig a run for her money, and probably make Amy Schumer blush. Self deprecating, sarcastic, downright filthy, and being a total cornball are all in Missy’s comedic repertoire. She is freaking hilarious, but that’s not her only great attribute.
Never mind the fact that she’s a college graduate and a total brainiac who could make someone with above average intelligence feel like a simpleton if she felt like it. Forget about how she’s a well known video game nerd, who hanging out would be like hanging out with one of the guys, one of the really cool guys technically, but with one big exception….. Ain’t no guys you’re hanging out with that look like this!!! Missy Martinez is smokin’ hot!!! Ask her of course, and she’ll tell you there are two BIG exceptions, both of which are located on her chest.
As her well over 100 credits on IAFD can attest, big boobs alone haven’t allowed Missy this much career longevity though. She is well rounded in her sexual prowess to say the least, and well rounded in every other aspect as well. In my opinion, she’s one of the coolest, most impressive, and all around fun ladies around.
Missy Martinez: My mind is a dark, scary place. Like my vagina. Twitter has given me access to ruining everyone’s day.
Gabriel Lan: You have a GREAT sense of humor. (Haha) Twisted, of course, but GREAT nonetheless. To what do you attribute your comedic timing, delivery, and sense of humor in general?
Missy Martinez: Thank you! Life is shitty and then we die. I try to make people chuckle in between the masturbation and misery.
Gabriel Lan: My dad always said, “If you can’t take a joke, fuck ya….”. I would assume you abide by this ideal as well LoL. I mean, if you can’t laugh at yourself, right?
Missy Martinez: Either EVERYTHING is funny or NOTHING is funny. There is no such thing as “too soon” or “off limits”. I poke fun at sensitive issues/events because that’s how I deal with stress/tragedy and life in general. If people are looking to me to be a “moral compass”, that compass will lead you straight to hell.
Gabriel Lan: Have you ever done standup comedy? I’d imagine you would be great at it.
Missy Martinez: I’ve done standup comedy many times at The Comedy Store. Comedian Brian Redban encouraged me to pursue comedy and give it a shot. He’s my “Comedy Yoda”. I just need to drag my tits back up on stage.
Gabriel Lan: There’s something I saw you mention recently, and I wasn’t sure if you were just horsing around…. You said that you don’t speak very much Spanish? Is that true??? Where did you grow up?
Missy Martinez: I speak less Spanish than Donald Trump. I grew up in SoCal, my dad is brown and my mom is white. I enjoy hot sauce.
Gabriel Lan: What was ‘Missy Martinez’ like before she became the porn super star she is today?
Missy Martinez: I could never keep clothes on as a kid and had to be the center of attention. It was only a matter of time.
Gabriel Lan: You’re actually a college graduate though, correct? What was your major and what do you have a degree in?
Missy Martinez: I have my degree in Criminal Justice with an emphasis on Biology. I’m trained to perform autopsies. I just deal with different “stiffs” right now.
Gabriel Lan: So, your understanding of rigor mortis gives you even more insight into erections then?
Missy Martinez: Yes. It also makes me appreciate when the people I have sex with AREN’T in varying states of decomposition.
Gabriel Lan: Do you have aspirations of working in that field once/if you ever decide to leave the adult industry?
Missy Martinez: That was my goal. Sadly, there is a lot of nepotism in the autopsy world, so it’s competitive with few employment openings. I’ll have to get back to you on this one.
Gabriel Lan: Being in porn, you probably eventually get the chance to act out some of your personal fantasies, huh?
Missy Martinez: Oh, yeah. Getting paid to cum is cool.
Gabriel Lan: What’s something you haven’t done yet that you’re wanting to do?
Missy Martinez: DIRECT!!! My mind is flooded with erotic nonsense I need to unleash on the world.
Gabriel Lan: Have you had discussions with any companies about directing? Surely someone has thought about giving you a platform to express your own vision….
Missy Martinez: I’ve been in touch with a few companies, but nothing is concrete yet. LoL I’ll name my firstborn (that I don’t abort) after whoever gives me the opportunity.
Gabriel Lan: If anyone wanting to hire new directors is out there reading this, what sorts of “erotic nonsense” would you like to unleash on the world?
Missy Martinez: Without giving away my ideas, it would basically be the meshing of my sexuality and obtuse sense of humor. Boners and laughter: that is the goal.
Gabriel Lan: Let’s say I’m giving you full creative authority and a virtual unlimited budget (by industry standards anyway) to make a porn parody. What would it be? Who stars in it, and do you put yourself in the movie at all?
Missy Martinez: I would make “Pootie Tang XXX”, for obvious reasons. The name is pornographic enough. I would play every role.
Gabriel Lan: Obviously, we are going to talk about your tits. I mean, as you’ve said, you paid good money for them, so we ARE going to talk about them. But first, I want to talk about your pretty pink butthole. How do you keep it so beautiful? Do you have a workout
regime….for your butthole, I mean. Inquiring minds want to know!!! LoL
Missy Martinez: My asshole is made out of space age polymers (also used on the Hubble Telescope). I just give it breaks and make sure it’s always shaved.
Gabriel Lan: In a new era of lots of girls having bush in the industry, you have remained in the ‘smooth as silk’ category. Do you just prefer the bald feel/look?
Missy Martinez: I look weird with a bush. I’ve had landing strips before but it just doesn’t look right on me. Maybe later I’ll try again.
Gabriel Lan: Not only do you have one of the ‘smartest’ mouths in all of ….well, the world, honestly… but it is also one of the absolute sexiest. How often do you hear that “I bet she (you) could suck a golf ball through a garden hose” line?
Missy Martinez: People either LOVE or HATE my fake lips. It’s not permanent, but people still freak out. I mean, how else are people going to know I have low self esteem?!
Gabriel Lan: So, the boobs…. What made you decide to get them enhanced? Has having them made a big difference in how you feel about yourself or your own sexuality?
Missy Martinez: I had saggy pancake boobs. I was super insecure and wanted to feel comfortable topless. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Gabriel Lan: What would you view as ‘too big’?
Missy Martinez: ‘Too big’ would be at the point when I feel awkward hugging my dad with them.
Gabriel Lan: You had a toy come out recently, molded from your very….ummm….likeness lol. What was that like? Who made it, and where can your fans go out and get it?
Missy Martinez: Doc Johnson fulfilled mine and the world’s prayers by molding my taco! It was super awesome, and the only time I’m cool with having the word “mold” next to my vagina. Get it soon at MyPocketPussy.com/missymartinez
Gabriel Lan: You are pretty active with webcamming as well. When do you start doing that, and how much do you think it, in general, has affected the adult industry?
Missy Martinez: I’m on Streamate most days that I’m not shooting. It’s money, plus I enjoy orgasms. It’s a great way to interact with fans and make new ones.
Gabriel Lan: Have you, for the most part, had a positive experience with webcamming?
Missy Martinez: It has definitely helped me be a better performer. I’m an amazing dirty talker now.
Gabriel Lan: You’ve been in the business for 7 years now, so you’ve been on a LOT of porn sets. What, for you, makes for a good (or even great) day on set?
Missy Martinez: Be efficient and not waste time and please have snacks. Bonus points for gummy bears.
Gabriel Lan: It is common knowledge that you are an uber nerd, gamer girl….. what kind of games do you like? Do you play online?
Missy Martinez: I’ve been gaming since I was 7. I prefer First Person Shooters predominately but I also play some MMOs. Currently I just beat the Fallout 4 DLC ‘“Automatron”. I play sparingly online because I’m a campaign girl at heart.
Gabriel Lan: Your wardrobe, at least what I’ve seen, consist of a LOT of bikinis and high heels. What is your typical ‘lying around the house’ or ‘I’m gaming today’ attire?
Missy Martinez: The “bikini/heel” combo is what I wear when I’m slangin’ my holes on webcam. My typical lounging attire is usually a big, comfy shirt and nothing else.
Gabriel Lan: Other than gaming, what else do you enjoy doing in your free time?
Missy Martinez: I enjoy naps, drinking wine, and anonymous bathroom sex.
Gabriel Lan: Clearly, you have all the qualities that the vast majority of people find ‘sexy’. What do you find ‘sexy’? What attracts you to another person? What does someone have to do to be in a relationship with you…… or at least get in your pants?
Missy Martinez: Be smart and be funny. You’re a shoe-in if you meet both of those criteria. I don’t have a specific “type”. Bonus points if you’re a sociopath.
Gabriel Lan: If we’re being honest, we ALL have some sort of fetish; something that just turns you on, whether it’s a completely ‘normal’ turn on, or something that’s just off the wall ‘odd’. What is your biggest fetish?
Missy Martinez: I enjoy being choked in my personal life. I’m like a slutty victim.
Gabriel Lan: Let’s play a little game of ‘Murder, Marry, Fuck’… Murder, Marry, Fuck: Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Justin Beiber. And why?
Missy Martinez: Marry J.T., Fuck Kanye, and Kill Beiber. On second thought, I’ll just kill them all and then fuck their dead bodies.
Gabriel Lan: Murder, Marry, Fuck: Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato. And why?
Missy Martinez: Kill Kim 3 times.
Gabriel Lan: 2016 is an election year, so if you were a presidential candidate, what would you’re platform consist of? What would be the issues you were firing up your constituents over?
Missy Martinez: I’m Mexican. I’m not allowed to vote, let alone run for office lol.
Gabriel Lan: Your showcase movie ‘Missy Martinez Fucked Ra’ contains your 1st and only DP. What will your next “1st” be?
Missy Martinez: A gangbang would be neat.
Gabriel Lan: ‘Fucked Ra’ is obviously a reference to the Egyptian sun god Ra. If you were an Egyptian goddess, what would you be? The Egyptian goddess of what?
Missy Martinez: The Egyptian Goddess of Sarcasm and Pretty Pink Buttholes.
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Regular readers of this blog might wonder what all the fuss is about; it’s not like you’ve never seen food play before — but every blog in the world is warning you to NOT CLICK ON THE LINK, and every other blog is now making REACTION VIDEOS, so we’ve clicked on the link, and here’s what you get.
TITLE: #MCCHICKEN
DIRECTOR: No Director Credited
LENGTH: 17 seconds
PLOT: A fast food sandwich is used as a masturbation aid.
SEXUAL ACTION: A large black dick is seen penetrating a bun. There is no indication that a chicken patty is involved; nor can any lettuce or cheese be seen. The mayo does make for a nice lubricating sluice.
CAMERAWORK: A single handheld shot, typical of the POV genre.
SET DECOR: A simple red bedspread dominates the shot which contrasts nicely with the ebony penis and slushy white mayo coating it.
CLIMAX: None. Like most things on social media – it’s a looping clip with much hoopla and no payoff.
VERDICT: If you’ve never seen porn before, you’ll be SHOCKED. Otherwise, been there, and you might have done that…
The internet adult film database catalogs hundreds of thousands of both porn movie titles and pornstars alike, making us the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web.
We are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars here at IAFD, so to help further that agenda, we went straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them… things they like, things they dislike, their favorite things, their hobbies, etc. in a little segment we call ‘Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature one of the friendliest and most stunning beauties in the industry, if not the entire world: multiple award winning superstar Jillian Janson
Favorite Position(s): Doggystyle (in all ways) and Pile Driver
Turn Ons: I love being touched in a very sensual way. I love dirty talk whispered into my ear as it gets lightly nibbled and licked, and I absolutely love foreplay.
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Gump, The Wolf of Wall Street, Step Brothers, Boogie Nights.
Favorite TV Show(s): I watch many shows whether they are still on the air or not including Grey’s Anatomy, CSI: Cyber & Miami, Archer, Family Guy, Scandal, Scorpion, Friends, The Blacklist, Sons of Anarchy, and more.
Pastimes or Hobbies: I’ve always been a big family oriented person or I’m with my friends a lot doing things we like to do best, such as hang out at the beach and go to events such as movies or concerts. But I also enjoy my alone time where I like to read, write, and recently I’ve taken up learning up to produce music.
Post Porn Aspirations: I want to remain in the entertainment industry in some way as an Actress, Model, or whatever else I put my mind to including anything involving music.
After a ten year absence, I returned to Barcelona. The city and the women are still beautiful and the food and that DAMM beer are divine. Most important is the annual porn convention hosted there. The convention, formerly known as the Festival International de Cine Erotico de Barclona, is now run by different organizers under a different name, Salon Erotico de Barcelona (SEB), and in a different location from 10 years ago.
When people imagine what a porn convention would look like, SEB is probably the closest thing that you’re going to get. Maybe even more than they expected. You see porn stars having sex live on stage, in the audience, in the seating area, in the stairs, and in the bathroom. Hell you see frisky attendees engaging in the playtime beyond the normal perving that you expect out of these things. I think that is the biggest difference from ten years ago in that there is a lot more emphasis on stage sex than on dancing. The other big difference is that the gay booths and gay stages were integrated into the venue rather than being separated in another section.
Some notes:
My really rough understanding of Spanish played havoc on me when I was looking around for Amarna Miller. Little did I understand that she was the “portavoz” of SEB which meant she was the spokeswoman of the show. She was mostly away granting media appearances to promote the show but I did get to run into her. Still has friendly as ever, Amarna was mobbed by attendees when she was seen on the floor promoting a webcam company, Cam4.
Amarna Miller
Carolina Abril was easily the champion of the show. I met her in Berlin 4 years ago when she first started out and was the most accessible star on the floor. Not much has changed as she constantly engaged with the fans on behalf of actricesdelporno.com from opening to closing. She also performed a sex show every day at SEB. She also peed on me, err I mean water squirted on me and the crowd.
Nacho Vidal oversees Carolina Abril
I didn’t see or remember any obvious American performers but I did manage to meet several English performers for the first time including Satine Spark and Stella Cox who are beautiful and friendly in person. I mean I knew they were attractive from the photos, but it is another thing to see the beauty in person. There were dozens of people coming up to Stella asking whether she would be performing on stage, interrupting our dinner and talk that I had to exasperatedly tell them that she was just visiting. Some kept following her around the entire show. Well I mean besides me.
Satine SparksStella Cox
Other performers that grabbed my attention were Spanish performers Zoe Doll (who reminded me of Amarna) and Zenda Sexy who humoured my broken Spanish.
The use of Word Association in therapy has been employed by psychologist and psychiatrists alike as a means of creating a psychiatric evaluation of a patients since the early to mid 1900s. Upon its inception, many doctors using this method found that some part of the patients’ subconscious mind was controlling their conscious behavior and personality, and many experts in the field of psychology still believe that these responses can reveal things about the subconscious mind to this very day.
The evaluation itself is pretty simple. Participants are instructed to just respond to a given word spontaneously with the first word, thing, or phrase that comes to mind.
So, what is in the subconscious mind of a dirty little slut? Who really knows? But we here at IAFD.com do like finding out what your favorite pornstars are thinking about, just like the rest of you other perverts out there do, too. Anyway, we just came right out and asked them in a feature we like to call ‘Words With (Slutty) friends. In this installment, we feature English crossover star and total badass Samantha Bentley!
On our Advanced Search page we have a “Sex Notes Search” which gives you a list of movies or performers which feature certain rare sex acts – things like Fisting, Squirting, DPP or DAP.
We were asked why we don’t include more “mundane” sex acts in that list, and the answer is because they’re ubiquitous, so returning a list of 10,000 performers who did a DP really isn’t that useful.
BUT, through some discussions (Thanks, Mike!) we looked at it a different way – instead of showing all performers who did a certain act; perhaps filter it down by rarity… so welcome – Performer Rarities!
Let’s explain – the FACIAL is the Pidgey of the porn world. They’re everywhere. (Go Team Valor!) But there are some performers, sometimes referred to as “Cum Dodgers”, who eschew the practice – so perhaps there’s some interest in seeing when these performers couldn’t or didn’t dodge.
So, we ran the numbers – we take the number of movies a performer took a facial in, divide it by the number of movies in that performer’s career, and we get their Career Facial Percentage.
It’s important to note here, that this is just the number of MOVIES that they took a facial in. A simple boy/girl scene and a 100 Guy Gangbang count the same – once.
So, who is the rarest of them all? In the facial category, Felecia is the winner; having taken only a single facial in 499 movies, or a CFP (Career Facial Percentage) of 0.20%. This stands to reason as she was primarily a g/g performer, and the other people with the lowest CFP are similarly g/g performers who occasionally crossed over to the b/g side.
IAFD is composed of a staff of volunteers who mostly spend their time working on what interests them along with running through the gambit of all of the corrections people submit to us. As some of you have surmised, my passion is photography following in the steps of the late Peter Van Aarle who used to methodically approach and take a photo of each person he met at the conventions. Not necessarily to make them look good but document their headshots for the purposes of IAFD.
I have taken over that role in my visits to the conventions where I am not as methodical and am quite biased about who I shoot knowing that I would rather spend time catching up with friends rather than approach a bunch of strangers that I don’t know.
This is what happens to me when I go to the European conventions. I don’t watch as much porn anymore and the scenes I do watch tend to be American since I am in the United States. Further, even if limited, I prefer to understand the dialog. So for the past four years, I’ve stayed away from Venus Berlin given the cost of travel and the limited amount of coverage I can offer you guys. Remember, we’re all volunteers.
Taissia Shanti
Like the SEB show, Venus Berlin features a lot of nudity by women I haven’t the foggiest idea about. Not just German, but French, Italian, Spanish, Hungarian, Czech, and this year tons of Russians. Maybe two or three Americans thrown in. They may not have much live sex beyond masturbation, but the audiences still love what they are seeing.
The difference though between the show is that Venus is very organized and credited to producers of the show and the booths. Of course I didn’t learn this until the last day when I was wondering why everyone seemed to know where to be when the stage show starts and what it will feature. I looked at the program that was given to me on the first day and it was all there!
Some notes:
The most popular booth of the convention by far was for modelcentro, a website host for models. There were a group of Russian porn stars there from julmodel agency featuring Henessy that did a show every 15-30 minutes.
Henessy
The second most popular booth was Salma de Nora, a Spanish producer based in Germany, which featured an international melange of pretty girls including the Romanian Julia de Lucia, Italian Valentina Bianco, Japanese Brazilian Miyuki Son, and Spaniard Chiki Dulce. Unintentional comedy happened when I spoke almost exclusively in broken Spanish to Valentina even after she told me she was Italian.
Julia de Lucia
I gabbed a lot with one of the few Americans, Kenna James, about veterinary schools.
Kenna James
Anny Aurora has developed an American accent when speaking English since I last talked to her, which was shocking because that was only nine months ago. What a lovely girl in person.
Anny Aurora
I caught up with Tarra White who greeted me with her boobs the first time I went to a European show. She is now one of the organisers of the Prague show.
Tarra White
My flash broke at the end of the first day from the amount of abuse it took from people jostling for their own photographs. The flash just fell off the camera while its foot still was still attached to the mount of my camera. I had to borrow a power drill just to remove the foot from my camera so that I could try to utilise a backup flash. When that didn’t work, I had to get creative in my exposures.
Which reminds me, it’s always good to see my boys Malte, Jacco, and Whitey.
IAFD.com has been named a finalist nominee for the adult industry’s awards event of the year, the 2017 XBIZ Awards, presented by MyFreeCams.com, scheduled for Thursday, Jan. 12, 2017 in Los Angeles.
We’ve received a nomination in the award category Adult Site of the Year – Fan Site
Nominees for the 2017 XBIZ Awards were selected based on nearly 8,000 pre-nominations submitted by members of the industry through XBIZ.net. (IAFD will be posting our annotated list of nominees in the next day or two.)
“Yay us!” said webmaster Jeff Vanzetti. “I think I can speak for most of our fellow nominees by saying we expect history to repeat itself and it’ll be a pleasure to lose to Freeones again.”
The XBIZ Awards honors the very best in the business of sex and is set to fill the largest ballroom in Los Angeles — the Westin Bonaventure Hotel — where the adult film legend Ron Jeremy will be featured as master of ceremonies for the red-carpet gala.
A star-studded affair that attracts the industry elite, the XBIZ Awards show, celebrating its 15th anniversary in 2017, recognizes outstanding achievements across every facet of the multibillion-dollar business, including movie production, pleasure products, technology and retail.
Since its inception, household names from the world of adult have hosted the gala, including Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Jesse Jane, jessica drake, Kayden Kross and James Deen. Its worldwide reach has led to international media coverage from renowned outlets such as the L.A. Times, CNBC, TIME, Cosmopolitan, New York Magazine, Huffington Post and The Daily Beast, among others.
The XBIZ Awards will once again coincide with the industry’s trade events series of the year, XBIZ 2017, which annually features an unparalleled lineup of guest speakers and special events dedicated to exploring the future of the adult industry.
For the complete list of finalist nominees, visit XBIZ.com.
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About XBIZ
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About IAFD
The Internet Adult Film Database has been tracking bibliographic info on adult movies at its current home since 1999. With information on over 226,000 movies from 1959 through present, the IAFD is the most comprehensive database of its kind. Maintenance is provided by a dozen volunteer editors doing their own research assisted by a variety of sources – industry professionals, fellow researchers and everyday porn fans. Along with movie listings, IAFD has a price search engine and links to over 119,000 movie reviews from the leading review sites on the Net.
As the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web, the internet adult film database catalogs hundreds of thousands of both porn movie titles and pornstars alike.
Here at IAFD, we are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars. To help further that agenda, we went straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them… things they like, things they dislike, their favorite things, their hobbies, etc. in a little segment we call ‘Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
The word “legend” is sometimes over used, but in the case of the featured star in this installment, ‘legend’ couldn’t be more appropriate. Superstar performer and director, the one and only Dana Vespoli.
Tattoos: Sleeve on my right arm containing red flowers on right shoulder with text “SAUDADE” on my right bicep and multiple lines and paragraphs of text inside and out on my right bicep; Lower right abdomen; Skull and crossbones under my left breast; Design on my right shoulder blade; Text “WILLIAM” inside my left wrist; Left forearm dragon with text “DUENDE”, “FIONA HAS WINGS” written vertically on right forearm;
Favorite Book(s): So many. It’s better to ask me which authors are my favorites: Tom Perotta, Bruce Wagner, Joyce Carol Oats, Mary Gaitskill, John Steinbeck, Milan Kundera and David Foster Wallace
Another year; another AVN. The show expanded this year with the host Hard Rock Hotel building a new hallway for the Adult Novelties Expo. This increase in layout helped with thinning the crowds as there was more surface area to breathe. The main themes this year are webcam and VR companies which are signs of where the industry thinks consumers are going, trends that are hard to pirate.
MyFreeCams booth
With webcams, the user gets to interact with a person in ways that cannot be done on video. Not only was this year’s expo sponsored by MyFreeCams (MFC) and Chaturbate; you saw hundreds of camgirls running about causing mini accidents as they try to navigate the crowd with a laptop in hand. Just the MFC booth that lines the first hallway you see is intimidating where you see girls more interested in talking to their computers than with the attendees. Same with the Chaturbate booth which took up a good chunk of a ballroom.
Bobbi Dylan presenting Reality Lovers
Various virtual reality companies demonstrated their wares from Hologirls VR, Reality Lovers, and Cam4VR. Ela Darling led me through a rather innocent Cam4VR demonstration where the VR girl twerked for me in a bedroom. I was more curious exploring the environment than in engaging the virtual girl to her liking.
As for the photos:
Click the champagning and campaigning for photos from the ExpoClick for the AVN Awards red carpet photos
Notes:
The best booth this year was Greg Lansky‘s Blacked/Tushy/Vixen booth which featured its own bar. They had the best group of girls, and Riley Reid had the longest lines again for the 6th year in the row. Greg was very accommodating to the press and gave us a lounge area to rest our feet. Even though there was plenty of alcohol available, I just helped myself to bottled water and the couches.
Second favourite booth was Jules Jordan Video which also had awesome girls and featured the second longest lines with Abella Danger. Abella worked so hard she didn’t have much of a voice every night I saw her out and about.
As for the awards, I was put on red carpet duty instead of behind the scenes this year. Actually the first red carpet that I’ve done since 2009 and my last. Rather than taking a photo at a measured pace of people that are happy to see you with a drink or two in hand, doing red carpet means you have to try to catch everyone; calling them out to you, and blinding the fuck out of them while competing with other photographers. I had the issue of the two other photographers in my section overdirecting and monopolozing the shots. Not my finest moment.
Since I didn’t enter the Awards to watch the show, I can’t comment on it. I did notice many performers that had walked the carpet skip the show; some because they weren’t nominated to others who weren’t allowed to smoke inside the venue.
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The nominations ceremony for the 7th Annual Spank Bank Awards proudly presented by IAFD.com was held on my recently completed deck and patio area in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA. Awards show host Missy Martinez was also on hand to divulge this year’s record setting list of nominees, followed by a juicy steak dinner, a raucous game of ‘Would You Rather’ and a couple of rounds of ‘Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare’. Casey Calvert again added to her total as the career record holder in Spank Bank nominations with 19, tied for top honors this year with Adriana Chechik and AJ Applegate. Abella Danger, Dahlia Sky, Jillian Janson, Maddy O’Reilly, Veruca James, and Violet Monroe all tied with the next highest total with 17 nominations each.
The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including awards for Website, Production Studio, and Director of the Year along with Dick of the Year for the male performers. And as always, there is an abundance of ‘technical’ awards (to be given out at a separate ceremony later this month) giving kudos on a variety of subjects.
The titles of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, ‘Dirty Little Slut of the Year’, and the highly coveted ‘Most Spanked To Girl of the Year’ – aka the unholy trinity of filthy awards excellence – were once again an all out war for slutty supremacy. Whether they win or not, every single nominee should be commended for not only their contribution to porn, but for their generous donations to the welfare of mankind in general. Especially to the dirty minded perverts among us. So, without further ado, the nominations for this year’s Spank Bank Awards:
* Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (me), and a committee chairman (also me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.
The 7th annual Spank Bank Awards proudly presented by IAFD.com were held LIVE over the weekend from their traditional locale of the lavishly furnished man cave in the palatial estate of Spank Bank Awards founder Gabriel Lan in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA. Once again, there were a record number of pornstars receiving a record number of nominations for awards they all truly deserve. Porn. The only ‘sport’ where every participant deserves an award, or at the very least, some sort of accolades and recognition.
As is also now traditional, a copious amount of previously unannounced Technical Category awards were handed out during the pre-show in the red carpet / patio / deck area earlier in the evening before it was time for the main event.
Gabriel Lan opened the festivities by welcoming everyone in attendance, singling out his date for the evening, the beautiful Lisey Sweet before introducing the lovely, talented, and outright hilarious Missy Martinez, who took over hosting duties this year, and has subsequently been given the job for as long as she likes. After roasting both herself and virtually everyone in attendance in her opening monologue with her own unique brand of humor, Missy got right to business, calling for awards show trophy girl Charlotte Sartre to bring out the first three awards. Fellow trophy girl Ryan Riesling promptly stuffed a trophy into each of Charlotte’s orifices and she them all carried to the podium with ease, along with a fourth trophy which she carried by hand just for good measure. Showing off her own multitasking and supreme ho holes abilities, Ms. Martinez later brought five awards to the stage at once, adopting the same one trophy per orifice method while carrying one trophy in each hand.
Following the announcement of the show’s final award of the night (the Dirty Little Slut of the Year), Missy invited everyone in the backyard. Once there, Missy got onto all fours so Charlotte could light and shoot fireworks out of her ass while Ryan fed her mozzarella cheese sticks to kick off the after show awards party.
Ninety plus Major Category award winners, filled with some expected wins and a few surprises (along with who knows what else) continued to build until the time came for the awarding of the “unholy trinity” of porn awards: Sexiest Woman Alive, Most Spanked To Girl of the Year, and the Dirty Little Slut of the Year to close out the show. So, without further ado, here is the list of this year’s winners:
*Note: Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (also me), and a committee chairman (you guessed it: me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.*
By cataloging hundreds of thousands of both porn movie titles and pornstars alike, the internet adult film database is the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web.
We here at IAFD are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars. As such, we decided to go straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them. We asked all sorts of things, like what are their hobbies; what ‘s their favorite this or that; what are some things they like or dislike, etc. and put them all in a little segment we call “Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature one of the most popular ladies in the industry: Australian beauty Angela White
Favorite Book(s): Non-fiction Favorite Music Genre(s): I have eclectic taste Pet(s): None Pastimes or Hobbies: Sex! Post Porn Aspirations: I want to continue my studies and complete my PhD
The 2017 X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) Awards are slated to be held on April 27, 2016 at the Ohm Nightclub in Hollywood. The event is free for all industry personnel – warehouse workers to performers – and IAFD is pleased to continue to lend sponsorship support to this fine organization.
Exxxotica came to the Denver area for the first time, and my memory of it is already hazy. Porn stars galore descended near the capital of Colorado with the perk of THC being legal at least statewise.
Adriana Chechik
The best thing about Exxxoticas is how accessible the porn stars with their fans at least in terms of getting to meet them. Unlike AVN Expos where you have long lines and suffocating crowds, you can meet your favourite stars within a wait of about 1-10 minutes. The crowds were not overwhelming, and there was a fair representation of men and women.
Abella Danger
The show was dominated by the two major webcam companies, MyFreeCams and Chaturbate. Their cam girls were not accessible to the fans as much given their focus on the webcams on their computers and relative inexperience in greeting their fans in person. However, I make it a point to meet them as several may be the porn stars of tomorrow.
Phoenix Marie
The nightlife was more mellow with the best parties being in the middle of the host hotel or the rooms upstairs. Security was tight checking to making sure everyone that did belong at the hotel or had a ticket were let in.
Jenna Haze
Notes:
Yes, there was a lot of weed. I didn’t have to find a dispensary to obtain any since people were freely offering and sharing.
Meeting pets of the girls are always fun although you wonder if it’s appropriate that they should be in high stimulus environments with blasting music and crowds.
Seeing Jenna Haze again was a nice blast from the past. She is planning to do a final dance tour as goodwill for her fans as she transitions into a new career. Given that she was the first porn star I met at my first porn convention, I recognised my own convention mortality.
Word Association is commonly used in therapy as a means of creating a psychiatric evaluation of someone, dating as far back as the early 1900s. Many doctors using this method found that some part of the patients’ subconscious mind was controlling their conscious behavior and personality, and to this very day many experts in the field of psychology still believe that these responses can reveal things about the subconscious mind.
In its most common form, participants are instructed to respond to a given word spontaneously with the first word, thing, or phrase that comes to mind. In theory, these responses give a glimpse into the subconscious of the participant.
So, what is in the subconscious mind of a dirty little slut? Who knows? But we here at IAFD.com asked anyway to help all you filthy perverts out there better understand how your favorite pornstars really think and feel.
In this installment, we feature one of the dirtiest talkers and most underrated dynamic performers in the industry. One who also happens to be one of the nicest: the amazing Leya Falcon
At first I thought I was going to do a traditional write-up of the latest Exxxotica Expo from Chicago last weekend with my comments on the layout, attendance, my notes and observations, and, of course, corresponding photos along with the links to the galleries on Flickr or Tumblr.
That gets boring, and my favourite parts about writing about these shows are the random observations that come to mind when I think about the time that I had. So I will just start rambling:
Chicago is one of my two favourite Exxxotica locations (other is Denver) because of its proximity to the airport and the hotel is usually right next to the convention center. This doesn’t mean much to the average local attendee, but it means a whole lot to someone who is carrying a bunch of equipment who has to pace several miles across a convention floor. The show is always busy with attendees over the years which leads to happy girls rather than ones sulking over their sales.
Joseline Kelly
Even though the Chicago show is busy, you can spend a lot of time talking with the girls as opposed to an AVN because the laid back pace of the show allows you to do it. Which leads to some awkward interactions with many of the girls. I don’t do well with small talk and often cannot engage in a conversation about their work; if it’s a stranger, I have most likely not seen their work and if it’s a friend, it’s really weird to think about them in a sexual context much less talk about their work in a clinical manner. But, hey, I’m at a porn convention and people tend to talk about porn at such conventions so I should call this the porn convention paradox.
Catjira
I’m always surprised at the friendships that arise over despite the brief awkward interactions over the years. I guess if they repeat enough times, the girls realise you’re just sincerely awkward and greet you with hugs and kisses, and unfortunately with Lexi Belle, unwanted ass grabbing and spankings; still better than being groped by Ron Jeremy though.
Lexi Belle
I do try to catch up with my friends in general but then get anxious about if I am keeping them from the next person in line as that is a potential customer. I also patiently wait in line at Exxxoticas not wanting to interrupt an ongoing conversation even despite my friend giving me all sorts of cues to interrupt and rescue them from a long talker. Heh. Sorry, Vicki Chase.
Stefanie Joy
Which leads me to comment about the proliferation and dominance of webcam companies (MyFreeCams & Chaturbate) at the shows these days. Camgirls are often inexperienced in interacting with the attendees as opposed to the people in their camrooms. The crowds can be intimidating, and you may be disrupting some virtual conversation when you approach them. By patiently waiting on their conversations with their computers, my socially awkward ass may have creeped out a girl or two. I’ll call this the camgirl at a convention dilemma.
I had met a nice girl from MFC in Denver and was pleasantly surprised when she unexpectedly showed up in Chicago but she was only there to take pictures. She was the most beautiful girl at the show, but I didn’t tell her that because I gotz no GaMe, and it would sound like an insincere pickup line in a room full of beautiful women. In Denver, I had patiently waited for her at the risk of missing my flight home before I came to my senses and ran off. So I found her every day in Chicago, took a photo or two, and relieved the oncoming social anxiety by running away.
Kendra Sunderland & Vicki Chase
My favourite part about cons is relaxing with my friends after the show hours; whether it’s having dinner and drinks, a puff or two, staring at a spinning ceiling while listening to the lechers hit on my friends, or dancing the macarena with someone who is younger than the song.
Haighlee Dallas
Thank you, Stefanie, Catjira, and Monica, for being accommodating with me. You were my better half this weekend, Vicki. We made some beautiful photos, Haighlee. I’ll miss you too, Joseline.
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